by Brittany High
This is not just any old regular skull candle. This is a skull candle that BLEEDS FROM ITS EYE SOCKETS. Just light the wick and a blood red wax will slowly pour out, reminding me of that one time I bled out of my own eye-holes. Good times, good times. Yep, I was trippin’ balls and having a heart to heart with myself in the mirror when it all went down. Well it wasn’t so much a heart to heart as an “Oh my god I think I’m really gonna die tonight! Heeey, do I smell pizza?” type conversation with my own reflection. But, you know, same diff. Drugs, kids. Don’t do em. Stay in school!