Baby birds got it made—comfy nest, regurgitated food and THEN they get to fly?! So lucky. But now we humans can at least have the comfy nest part with the Bird’s Nest Bed by O*GE architects. The beds are available on request and come in three different sizes, one of which is able to hold up to 16 people! Orrrr just one super fat person. So I guess I’m still waiting for the regurgitated food (any takers? I’m not picky, just tired of chewing) and the whole flying thing. In the meantime, I’m gonna try jumping off my balcony with this trusty garbage bag parachute. So…wish me luck? *jumps, crashes* Oh god, we’re gonna need a lotta band-aids. I think I cracked my skull!