Because We’re Lazy: Horizontal Shower

The Dornbracht Horizontal Shower has a heated tile base to lie on and 6 heads that cleanse and allegedly massage your body. The design was just debuted at a recent trade show and should be available to purchase eventually, for what I assume will be way more money than I can afford. Which is weird because I imagine it was created for people just like me who will sacrifice cleanliness just to avoid having to stand for any span of time. I know what you’re thinking and no, I can’t just take a bath. My bathtub is where I make my moonshine and I’m not about to ruin a good thing!