Thanks to the Handful Boobie Creamer you can enjoy some “fresh squeezed” milk or cream in your morning cup of coffee or bowl of cereal. Let’s not be immature about this—at one point in your life you used to drink milk from boobies all the time. Hehe, I said boobies. Okay, on second thought let’s be immature about it. Because even the most mature among us have to admit that milk squirting out of a fake boob is kinda funny. No? I’m not a good judge of that stuff because I still laugh every time I see a watch children sign. Ha! Why they tellin’ people to be pedophiles?!