A… Toilet Paper Holder iPad Stand?

This is the iPad Pedestal Stand, a holder for not only a roll of toilet paper, but your iPad too. Quite the combo! I’d even go as far as to say this combo could be described as a DOUBLE WHAMMY. This thing is a must buy for you nasties who can’t go number 2 without playing Doodle Jump or Stick Ball or whatever the kids are doing on their Apple Pads these days. Just uh, be sure to have a designated wiping hand and use your other hand for the iPadding, know what I’m sayin’? I’m saying try to keep your booty germs off of your iPad. That’s how people get pink eye for goodness sake!

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