$1 Million Gold Toilet Paper

$1 Million Gold Toilet Paper

The Toilet Paper Man is selling the world’s most expensive TP. One roll of the 22 carat gold 3 ply goes for $1,376,900 and comes hand delivered, presumably by a man with a top hat and monocle. It also includes a bottle of champagne. WTF wealthy people, y u gotta be so extravagant? The product site brags that as you wipe your rich-ass, 22 carat gold flakes will sprinkle to the floor AND cling to your b-hole. Classy! Because what could possibly be more luxurious than golden butt crumbs? No butt crumbs at all. Use a wet wipe for god’s sake!

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Via: The Huffington Post

How do you feel about gold TP? If you were a gajillionaire, would you buy it?
  • http://www.kylekorth.com/ Kyle Korth

    Shards of gold cutting up my butt. Great.

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