Zombie Head Gumball Machine

This is a Zombie Head Gumball Machine that was spotted at the Zombie Voodoo Fest 2012. It’s… creepy. Why would you put something so delightful as sweet little gumballs into a taxidermied zombie head is beyond me. Also beyond me? Basic math. It’s sooo hard! The ookiest part about this thing is the fact that the sweet little gumball comes out of Rotty McUndead’s mouth and rolls off his crispy tongue. I’m not touching that shit! Do you see dem teefs? It’s like he’s been brushing those things with a combination of sugar and doo-doo! Source