Zombie Bon Bons with Cherry Brains

MM URRGH! JK y’all, I’m not really a zombie, I just get like that sometimes when it comes to chocolate. I eat that shit like candy. LITERALLY! One time I hid out in the bathrooms at Hershey Park so I could stay the night and, you know, swim in the vats of chocolate or whatever. They totally called the police! No regrets though, it was well worth it. You should’ve seen the look on my mom’s face when she had to bail me out of jail. Mem’ries! Anyway, these are Think Geek’s Chocolate Zombie Head Bon Bons with Cherry Brains. I’d say my head just exploded, but I actually just burped and the taste reminded me that a broccoli sneaked it’s way into my lunch today. Yucky! $14