by Brittany High
This is a scaldingly hot burger brought to us by England’s Atomic Burgers. It’s called the Atomic Fallout Burger. “Fallout” because it makes your intestines “fallout” of your butthole. TRUE. It’s a pound of meat sandwiched between 2 deep-friend mini pizzas as a bun. OMG it’s a pizza burger, my favorite! You’ve got to wear gloves and sign a waiver to eat the damn thing. Why? Because it rates 1,000,000 on the Scoville scale. That’s really f***ing hot, FYI. On a scale from 1 (Luke Warm) to 10 (Holy mother of God, my mouth is on fire!) it’s an 11 (Call anĀ ambulance!). Out of the 500 people who have tried it, only 1 in 10 have succeeded. I wonder how many actually burst into flames. My guess is all of them.
Bring it bitch I’ll eat it…cant guarantee ill survive with my tongue intact but I’ll eat it.
That isn’t much, only a million? I eat chillies that reach about 1.6 million, that burger would be a nice sinus clearer, but nothing more.