Cinnabon, a food chain best known for filling up my insides with yummy baked goods, brings us cinnamon roll flavored candy canes. Good, because anyone who’s ever attempted to finish an entire peppermint candy cane will tell you: they’re not that good. In fact, they’re BAD. I’m a little confused about this next part though — these Cinnabon canes are being marketed as a healthier alternative to cinnamon rolls. I mean, I get that they’re like a fraction of the calories and contain zero fat, but um, it’s the holidays! Why can’t you have your candy cane and eat a cinnamon roll too? If we’re not allowed to overindulge in eats during these festive times then, well… shit! I’ve been doing it wrong all these years. What have I doooone?!