by Brittany High
It’s back to school season, when students get a new haircut, wardrobe, lunchbox, backpack, pencil case, all that mess. Why not show off your gluttonous side with this Cheeseburger Backpack made by East Pak. Not into backpacks? They’ve got Cheeseburger Messenger Bags, too! Who doesn’t appreciate a fat-ass healthy helping of unabashed burger love? I know one person who’s with me — the cafeteria lady. We agree on everything! And by everything, I mean two things: 1, pizza day and 2, it doesn’t matter if your mole’s got hair when you’re the boss of who gets seconds.