This is the Nostalgia Electrics SPF200 Soft Pretzel Maker. Whoa! SPF200? You ain’t gonna get any color with that kinda sun block! But apparently you’re gonna get some tasty-ass pretzels. The machine makes either 2 big pretzels or 6 little ones in just a matter of minutes. I could totally go for some warm pretzels with some nacho cheese. Soft pretzels, of course. Because f*** crunchy pretzels amirite? Imrite. And to those of you who are all like ‘No urwrong, I love crunchy pretzels!” I’ve only got one thing to say: I don’t understand you!