Because your kitchen cabinets aren’t already cluttered with unnecessary appliances you used one time and stored away never to be used again, here’s the Hot Dog Toaster. It not only cooks your meat, but toasts your buns too! NOT a euphemism. Or is it? Tee hee! I’m surprised it took this long for someone to invent this thing. Our children’s children will look back on these Dark Ages and wonder how the hell we ever made hot dogs and toasted buns before the Hot Dog Toaster came along. And I don’t blame em — I’ve already forgotten. Now I’ve got wieners defrosting in the sink, untoasted buns and I don’t know what the hell to do! I just keep Googling “why don’t i have a damn hot dog toaster?!?!” and wondering if eating uncooked hot dogs will make me sick.