Your wine has already got a pair of underoos to cover up its
twig & berries vine & grapes. Now it needs some Vinderhosen which is lederhosen (those funny German pants) made for a wine bottle. Yodelayheewhoooo wouldn’t want a pair of these for their favorite bottle of vino? In fact, I’m looking at my wine collection and it IS looking kinda naked now that I think about it… I wonder if they make Vinderhosen for the boxed variety?