by Brittany High
This is the Coca-Cola Hug Me Machine. It’s part of a campaign called ‘Open Happiness’. Just walk up, give that sexy-ass robot a squeeze and it’ll reward you with a cold soda. Basically, the machine sees love as currency. If only my landlord felt the same way. He’s dreamy! No… no he’s not. Between you and me, he’s ugly as sin. The eyes are too close together and he’s got a suuuuuper foresty mole. But I’m about 2 months behind on my rent so I figure I can learn to love him if it means avoid living out of my Volvo again. *sigh* The things I do to keep a roof over my 23 cats’ heads.