Want your milk straight from the source? That’s… kinda nasty. But you can have it from the SHAPE of the source. Ehh? Eh? The Heffer Pitcher is crafted to look just like the ta-tas of a cow. As in, the place where milk comes from. And you know what they always say: Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. Just kidding, the only people who say that is me and anyone with the brain capacity of a third grader. Soooo, yeah — me and third graders, I guess. My mind can’t comprehend multiplication!