Remember TINY HAMSTERS EATING TINY BURRITOS? Of course you do. It changed your life and you’re a better person because of it. Now prepared for you and your life to get infinitely better — this is A TINY HAMSTER EATING A TINY SLICE OF PIZZA. Well, now I can die happy! Die happy with a giant doofy-ass grin on my face. Hopefully someone will find my corpse before the rigor mortis sets in or else it’s gonna have to be a closed casket funeral. Aw, who am I kidding? Just stuff me in a sack and throw me in the ocean. I don’t even care!