The 1 Gallon Flask Puts A Lot Of Irish In Your Coffee

Stop wasting your time trying to be discrete—we can all smell the booze on your breath. (I’m talking to you Grandma!) Besides, you kinda clank when you walk with 21 flasks lining the inside of your coat. You might as well put it all in one convenient container like this 1 Gallon Flask. Now rather than sneaking a few shots into your morning coffee when (you think) no one is looking, you can just own the fact that you’re a lush and chug that hooch in plain sight. Wait, what do you mean there are laws about being drunk in public? What is this, prohibition? $30 Source