This is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Pipe. It was blown by glass artist Stepladder Bmft. This smoking device totally screams “Cowabunga dude, let’s smoke some weed and eat some f***ing pizza!” Orrrrrrrrrrr at least that’s what I hear when I listen real hard. Then again, maybe I smoked too much weed and didn’t eat enough pizza. Totally plausible and I’m willing to remedy that. I’ll get to it juuuust after this bong rip! *blub blub blub* *cough cough cough* Alright, what was I saying? Oh yes! Santa is an alien.