Shit Seasoning is a line of seasonings that taste like shit. NO. Wait, let me start over. Shit Seasoning is a line of seasonings that make your food taste like some seriously tasty shit. Good Shit is sweet & salty, Aw Shit gets your mouf all hot & spicy, and Special Shit, well, you can put that shit on ALL KINDS of shit! The Get Your Shit Together pack comes with all three Shit Seasonings for just $25. Now that we’ve got all that shit out of the way, I’ve got to get going. If you’ll excuse me, my mom would like to wash out my mouth with, like, ten bars of soap. The woman just can’t stand coarse language!