Sounds Hygienic: Bacon Shaving Cream

J&D’s, the company best known for riding out this bacon craze as long as they possibly can and who can blame them because seriously people will buy anything infused with bacon, has come out with a new product, Bacon Shaving Cream. The stuff claims to be top qual, suitable for all skin types, and leaves your face smelling of bacon. Alternatively just eat a shit-ton of bacon and the scent will begin to ooze from your pores. Eat even more and you’ll soon develop a film on your skin that’s got a consistency very similar to greasy bacon fat. Which might I add could very well double as shaving cream. Annnnnnd now I’m getting hungry. Someone fire up the griddle — it’s bacon time! $15 Source