Shooters Through The Hooters

Want your next party to go down in history books as the baddest night EVAR? Order the IceRack Ice Luge Mold. Guaranteed to make your bash legendary. That, and a bad-ass food spread. Not stale pretzels and a veggie platter, but like, an array of cheeses and cocktail wienies. People love cocktail wienies! Outside of its intended use, this boob luge is perfect for nursing orphan Eskimo babies. Just pour some titty milk down the shoot and let em suckle away. They won’t know the difference! See? Not everything has to do with booze and partying. But maaaan things are so much better when they do. $26