Here’s the heat activated Disappearing Dinosaur Magic Mug. All you gotta do is pour in some hot liquid in there and soon you’ll find the dinos slowly disintegrate into skeletons. Ah yes, this is exactly the reminder I need after I finally drag my ass out of bed and try to get motivated to make it through another day — that all good things must come to an end. Death is inevitable. Dinosaurs are extinct. Wheeeeeee, time to start the daily grind! And no, that’s not MEANT to be a coffee joke, but you know what? I’m still gonna count it. Why? Because I’m lazy.