Pizzabon: The Unholy Union of Pizza and Cinnabon

What the hell is going on with fast food lately? First chicken is the new bread. Then Doritos are the new taco shells. Now pizza is the new cinnamon bun? I just can’t wrap my head around this stuff. Luckily my mouth is the only thing that really needs to wrap around any of it. (Just because I don’t understand something doesn’t mean I can’t eat it.) Cinnabon, in order to keep up with the fast food arms race, just announced a new menu item called the Pizzabon. It’s basically a savory version of their sweet treat covered with cheese and pepperoni. Anything covered in cheese and pepperoni is okay in my book—heck, I’d even eat a book if it was covered in cheese and pepperoni. Source