These are Vinderalls. They’re overalls made by Archie McPhee to fit a bottle of wine. Man, when did vino get a more varied wardrobe than I have? First wine got underwear. Then lederhosen. After that, an ugly Christmas sweater. And now wine’s got overalls too. What next? Boxer briefs? A kimono? Jean shorts? A damn tuxedo with a top hat and monocle?! Wait — forget I said anything. I don’t want those people over at Archie McPhee getting any ideas. Unless it’s that last one and they’re gonna sell it in a size that fits boxed wine. Because I totally wanna see my Franzia rocking a bow tie! That would be hilarious and classy.