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Now You Can Start Each Day By Eating Jesus

by Mike Kurz

Now You Can Start Each Day By Eating Jesus

Every now and then, Jesus makes an appearance in the form of a water stain on a cement wall, in a knot on the side of a tree, or on a piece of toast. It’s really exciting when he does – after all, Jesus has a lot on his plate, so it’s a pretty big deal when he takes the time to make a public appearance. Thanks to the Jesus Waffle Maker, Jesus can make an appearance at your breakfast table every morning in the form of delicious waffles. Cover those waffles with maple syrup, and you’ll have a sweet Jesus! $40

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