This is Bacon Jello. It’s Jello that not only looks like bacon, the recipe calls for bacon. Blended bacon. Yeesh, more like Bacon J-e-l-l-NO! Amirite, Bill Cosby? Ooooookay, I’m just gonna take “Screebble-dee-deet-zoom-bi-boo-boop-do-wah-zow” as a “yes.” If you want to give the recipe a try, Instructables user Canida shows us how to make the stuff. Regardless of how ooky it sounds, damn yeah, I’m still gonna squish it through my teeth! Why? Because I’m f***ing disgusting, that’s why. Also, there’s really no other way to eat Jello. Just ask my friend Bill Cos– you know what? Ain’t nobody got time for that, just trust me on this one.