Nope, This Is My Sifth Beer

Everyone has their limit. They know if they hit x amount of beers in one drinking session, it’s all over. At that point, it isn’t easy to remember just how many you threw back after you come to in the morning. The Beer Tracker Bottle Opener saves you from counting empty bottles and reliving the messy evening. Not only does it perform the role of a standard bottle opener, it also keeps track of the number of bottles you’ve opened in a session. It’s like a tiny plastic version of your mom, wife, teetotaler younger brother…you get it. $7