Mannaise: Mayo For Mens

Mannaise is mayo made for men. The stuff is made up of mayo, hot peppers, garlic, cream cheese, and other secret ingredients which I suspect are something along the lines chest hair and manly sweat. Mmm? The condiMANt (!!) was created by Adam Hawley and Chase Lauer, who’re hoping to get the product funded on KickStarter. $10k should take care of production, FDA registration, bottling, and food labeling. Personally, I’m all for gender equality especially when it comes to food stuffs, so naturally, I believe there should be a lady equivalent!  What do you say, guys? We can call it… Femaylonnaise. $20 Source