Make Mine A Double Shot: Starbucks Serving Alcohol In California

Now is a particularly great time to be living in Southern California. Sure, the weather is great (I don’t go outside), the people are beautiful (I’m not, so what difference does it make?), and the weed is legal (well, I got no complaints about that). But NOW Starbucks will be serving alcohol at select SoCal locations! You know what that means — I’ll forever be drunk before noon overpriced booze. Unfortunately, they will only be serving beer and wine. I say unfortunately, ’cause mama needs the hard stuff. You don’t build up a tolerance like I got by sipping on some pansy drank with your pinkie out. But those little tiki umbrellas? Now that’s a different story!