This is a life-size cardboard cut out of Darth Vader made out of rotten banana peels. And not just any rotten banana peels. They’re rotten Chiquita banana peels. It was made by artist Matthew Mahoney, who I hope put the actual overipe bananas to good use. Otherwise, ya dun goofed, Matt! Come to the Dark Side, we have banana bread. With an offer like that I am THERE, no questions asked except “Is this like an All U Can Eat type dealie?” And if we’re talking about chocolate chip banana bread, it’s over. I’ll sign over my life, my house, my car, my unborn children, whatever the F you want. That stuff is my kryptonite. Yeah, that’s a Superman tie-in in a Star Wars post! Clearly I’ve lost my mind.