Remember last week I was screaming from the rooftops that it was the future? Okay, well, I really mean it this time. Now is officially the future. Royal Chef has invented some spaghetti noodles that cook in 8 seconds flat. That is FAST. They’re calling the product Eight Second Spaghetti. Honestly, this is one of the most impressive advances in spaghettial technology since the colander. In fact, I’d even say they’re tied for first place! And garlic bread is a veeery close second.