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I’m Mind Your Own Beeswax Years Old

by Brooke Dowd Sacco

I’m Mind Your Own Beeswax Years Old

2013 may be the first year I will have a slight problem with my age. 30 sounds good. It says with confidence: “Hey, I am pretty much a real grown up now!” 31? Eh. Might as well be 35. If you aren’t quite ready for the Lost Count Candles, maybe the Don’t Ask candles are more appropriate. After all, even 17 year olds could be bummed about their age these days. These candles allow you to celebrate with a delicious cake, but still keep mum about how many decades you’ve lived through. $6 Source

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