How To Get Drunk Fast: This End Up Flask

I don’t wanna tell you how to live or anything but if you’re hammered enough that you need instructions on your flask, it’s probably time to examine your life switch to coffee. The “This End Up” Flask features an old-fashioned pointed hand that shows you the best way to hold your flask. Similar in spirit to the Get Drunk Faster Glasses that can’t be put down, this flask aims to get you blitzed on the quick. If you’re really good at following these directions, then you might also want to get your keys engraved with “give these to someone sober” and a plaque above your toilet that says “vomit here (and only here).” $24