Hooters + Hello Kitty = Only In Japan

To really tap into the Valentine’s Day spirit, Hooters Tokyo has hired Hello Kitty herself to get her teeties out and sell some wings. In addition, they’ll be serving up some special Valentine’s parfaits: a reasonably sized one called Rock of Love selling for $10 and a biggun named Volcano of Love (teehee!) which is about $30. Holy hell, I’ve always wondered what thirty bones worth of ice cream looks like! It’s more perfect and beautiful than I could’ve imagined. On another note, I gotta admit, I am LOVING this new Valentine’s Day trend in which we gorge ourselves in the name of love. Makes me feel less alone in this crazy world we live in. *wiping tear from eye*