Have Your Cake and Wear It Too

The fact that this product exists means that someone, somewhere said, “No, no. Snuggies, Slankets, and the like aren’t ridiculous enough. We need to come up with something more ridiculous.” And here it is, the Cupcake Booty Buddy. Arguably the silliest thing a grown adult can wear, the generously sized, full-length, fleece muumuu even features a giant hood, or topping, if you will. It’s perfect for keeping die hard bakers warm while they wait for their 997,000 batch of stupid cupcakes to finish cooling. $89