GoPlate: For Standing Around & Eating

So you’re at some BBQ or a potluck or whatever kinda functions it is that you people who actually get invited to places go to, and you wait through the line to get your food, pick up a brewski out of the cooler and then you are ready to eat! Except… no hands. Foods in one hand, drink in the other — what’s a person to do? Eat with your face! You need a GoPlate. It’s meant to fit around your glass/cup/bottle/can so you can have a free hand to get your nom on. And isn’t that what parties are all about — eating the hell out of some food and getting so drunk you never get invited back? That’s how I roll, anyway! $19