Get In My Mouth! Pigs In A Blanket Maker

Get In My Mouth! Pigs In A Blanket Maker

Pigs-In-A-Blan•ket /pigz in ā ˈblaNGkit/ n., pl. 1. delicious hot dog wienies delicately wrapped in the finest of doughs, 2. a delicacy fit for only the fanciest of cocktail parties.

This magical invention is the Pigs In A Blanket Maker, a machine that quickly and easily produces those little yummies! Fortunately, it preheats fast, because I get so impatient! It’ll already be a challenge waiting the 6-8 minutes it takes to bake ‘em. But then, MMM! Squirt some ketchups and mustards on there and heaven in your mouth ensues. Beautiful. Let’s take a moment of silence to honor this futuristic technology. *sniffles* Sorry, I’m getting a little choked up. For real — I tried to eat all 9 at once!

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INCREDIBLE right? Tell us about it! No really, in the comments....

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