by Brittany High
Pigs-In-A-Blan•ket /pigz in ā ˈblaNGkit/ n., pl. 1. delicious hot dog wienies delicately wrapped in the finest of doughs, 2. a delicacy fit for only the fanciest of cocktail parties.
This magical invention is the Pigs In A Blanket Maker, a machine that quickly and easily produces those little yummies! Fortunately, it preheats fast, because I get so impatient! It’ll already be a challenge waiting the 6-8 minutes it takes to bake ‘em. But then, MMM! Squirt some ketchups and mustards on there and heaven in your mouth ensues. Beautiful. Let’s take a moment of silence to honor this futuristic technology. *sniffles* Sorry, I’m getting a little choked up. For real — I tried to eat all 9 at once! $30