Frozen Margarita Cologne, Because It’s 5 O’Clock Somewhere

A true boozehound would laugh at this Frozen Margarita Cologne Spray. After all, they go to great lengths to ensure that they don’t reek of alcohol when they stroll into work in the morning. This is for those faux alcoholics like a Real Housewife or a celeb who is hospitalized for exhaustion. “OMGEE, I bought margarita scented perfume. I’m SUCH an alcoholic!” Crisp, fresh, cool and full of fresh lime citrus indulgence, it’s probably best to use it for an afternoon escape. Spray a little of this around and the room and you’ll swear you have your toes buried  in the sand. $20