These are some blue print place mats that detail how to construct your favorite foods. They’re being sold over at Awkward Engineer (not to be confused with Suave Architect) for just $20 for a pack of 4. I want! But seriously, what kinda dum dum doesn’t know how to put together a PB&J? Or a sundae? Or a s’more? Or ants on a log?! Okay, that last one, I can actually understand. Sometimes I pretend not to know how to do stuff so I don’t HAVE to do said stuff, you know what I’m saying? I’m saying celery and raisins are gross, man! Just give me a spoon and that jar of PB.