Finger Lickin’ Good: Bacon Hand Sanitizer

Every day there’s a new bacon product. It’s just so versatile it can be combined with anything! And nothing says clean like the smell of pig, so it’s about time some genius decided to make Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer. I don’t usually wash my hands… or anything else on my person now that I’m thinking about it, but I would definitely be willing to make an exception for this soap. Thank goodness this is that future kind that works without water, because my H2O got shut off months ago. Water schmater, amirite? I’d rather drink soda and sneak into my neighbor’s hot tub every blue moon. $4