Edible Dried Zombie Skin

Zombies are always after our BRAAAIIIINS, but now we can get even by noshing on their SKIIIIIINS. Mmm, epidermis — my favorite. Edible Dried Zombie Skin is peely, crispy and delicious. They claim it’s vegan, but I don’t know how they figure considering it’s skin of the undead. They were alive once, ya know! I wonder how they get the skin. I mean, do they just toss the zombie a loofah and tell em to exfoliate? $5