These are Ice Cream Heels, designed by Karl Lagerfeld for the Melissa footwear label. They make it look like you impaled an ice cream cone with your heel. A little morbid, but they’re glittery so they get a pass. Would I wear them? Yes, I would wear them so hard. Sure, I’d subsequently roll my ankle and fall on my ass, but do you think that’s gonna stop me? Not only are they deliciously cute, but also, I’ve never been able to turn down ice cream. Not even when it’s far past its expiration date and freezer burned to hell. I just can’t say no!