Creamy, High Protein and Not At All Disgusting Recipes

As a rule I don’t eat anything someone offers me unless they eat some first. I’ve never been poisoned and I’m confident that the only boogers I’ve ingested were completely intentional. But now I’m going to have to add an addendum to that rule: don’t eat anything someone offers me unless they eat some first AND I know for sure that they don’t consider semen a delicacy. Because apparently there’s a semen cookbook and that’s something we have to worry about now. There’s nothing that can be said about Natural Harvest – A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes that hasn’t already been said in the book’s reviews. So instead I’m going to leave you with some of my favorite recipe names: Irish Coffee with Extra Cream, Man Made Oysters and Tiramisu Surprise… as in “Surprise! You’re eating my spunk!” $25