Have you ever sat down to dinner and thought to yourself “Now what would pair nicely with this double cheeseburger?” Well, maybe you should quit being so fancy all the time. I mean, damn, you’re making the rest of us look bad! OR you could pick up this Cheeseburger Red Wine by Rootstock Cellars. This stuff doesn’t taste like a cheeseburger (thank the food gods!), it’s meant to perfectly compliment your fast food dinner. I can’t think of anything classier than washing down a fat-ass burger with a glug of wine, straight out of the bottle. Okay, okay — from a long, very intricate crazy straw.