This is SEXCEREAL, a gender-specific cereal meant to enhance your sexual performance abilities. The breakfast food (or should I say sexfast food?!) is made up of granola and other super healthy stuff that makes your privates do stuff better. Like sexin’. So, it’ll bring your Level 1 moves up to 3 or so. That’s… an improvement at least. Still sad, but an improvement. The stuff is gender specific, so I’m gonna caution you to NOT buy the wrong kind. Ladies, you could very well start growing hair in all the wrong places! Or even worse, dudes — you could wake up with a fine set of boobi– yeah you’re right. That’s not the worst thing to have happen.