Careful! These Leg Lamp Cookies Are Frag-ee-lay

It’s not really Christmas until someone gets a dangerous toy and pokes their eye out you’re watching A Christmas Story with your family and stuffing your face with cookies all day. The Leg Lamp Cookie Cutter, inspired by the greatest Christmas movie ever, combines two of the most important holiday traditions: food and humor. Because let’s face it, without those we would have all turned on each other years ago. These funny cookies should buy you at least another Christmas of good cheer and laughter… you know, before your aunt tells you that you’d be so pretty if you lost some weight or before Grandpa starts ranting about the Korean war in front of your brother’s Asian fiancé… again. $7