Brain Matter, It’s What’s For Dinner

Wondering what to serve at your Halloween soiree? Look no further than these human preserves. First up is Olde Fashioned Brain Jam (aka raspberry preserve), which is best served when “spread thickly on just just about anything, especially a human limb.” Next up we have Thickest Human Snot (aka lemon curd), which, if you can get past the name, will be lovely on some biscuits. While it’s recommended that you refrigerate after opening, I’m guessing that Human Snot and Brain Matter won’t go over too well once October 31st has come and gone. $11