Bottle Opening Sunglasses

The Brewsees 12′Oz’ers are sunglasses that double as bottle openers. Presumably beer bottle openers because anyone who’d wear this tacky shit has gotta be drunk. Lord knows I am—I just ordered 6! And just when you thought things couldn’t get any better—the shades come with a BONUS free koozie. Man, I could always use a new koozie. Obviously I’d prefer one with a sassy phrase (ex. “I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day.” ZING!) or at least a patriotic phrase (i.e. “These Colors Don’t Run! I’mma couch potato.”), but I’m not picky. A koozie is a koozie is a koozie! $30 Source