Boobzie The Koozie With A Set Of Knockers

Ahhh, is there any combination that comes together more beautifully than boobs and beer? No. Unless we’re talking about like, chocolate and peanut butter. In which case, fine: tied for first place. This is the Boobzie. It’s a koozie sporting a set of some of the finest foam titties in the land. Every design has a different name and a sassy phrase across her chest, like ‘Boobs Gone Wild’ and ‘My Cups Runneth Over.’ On the product site, there’s even a ridiculously in-depth personality survey for each can of tits which… admittedly is going a little far. You guys thought waaaay too hard about something that should be so simple. It’s a koozie that gives your beer breasts. That’s all anyone really needs to know.

$9